Here's a Factie! xoxo Blackie

There's a long list of animals that mate for life, which sounds all cute and fuzzy wuzzy. However, few of them actually practice fidelity. Many return to each other, but mostly they sprinkle their seeds elsewhere. But Black vultures discourage stepping outside the nest. In fact, they attack any vulture caught philandering. Apparently they bust the windows out your car, too.

That bitch stole my line,

xoxo

Blackie Collins

Here's a Factie xoxo, Blackie

Did you know that prior to mating, turtles stand facing each other, nodding their heads up and down and side to side (slowly of course) for hours on end. After some time passes, the male places the female’s head in his mouth-for no real reason. Later, he suck son her feet-one at a time. Finally the male mounts the female by biting on her back.

Apparently, turtles really get this whole foreplay thing…

That bitch stole my line,

xoxo

Blackie Collins

Here's a factie xoxo, Blackie

Did you know the penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation?

Great, now there's even more reason for people to lie about doing it...

Have an amazing weekend!*

*Make it a luau and get laid. please and thank you.

Here's a factie xoxo, Blackie

Did you know that about 70% of ALL women do not usually (or sometimes ever) experience a sexual climax from regular intercourse alone?

That. Sucks.

(And I have no idea what they're talking about.)