Showing posts with label flirting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label flirting. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

A Manhattan Story

I've spoken before about the chance meetings that take place in this city. The times you've sat down at a crowded cafe only to have someone interesting share your table with you, strike up an intriguing conversation, and then wish you a good day, content with never seeing each other again. In a city this huge, well not really huge, but this populated, it's just a matter of time before you crash into someone else or just brush by them in life, no second thought given...

It was a muggy, summer day. The subway platform, as per the summer status quo, was like an oven, and everyone took whatever possible precautions necessary to relieve themselves in some way. From the sweaty lady with the bite size portable fan inches from her baby's face to the man with a small, cold washcloth draped around his neck, everyone was connected by the heat, sharing in it's oppression.

The subway finally flew into the station bringing a hot, dirty, yet still welcomed gust of air with it. We all hopped aboard, amidst a sea of wiped foreheads, ponytails yanked off necks, the first few breaths of air conditioned relief.

My car was relatively empty, but only compared to the usual stereotypical packed subway ride. As I sat down, I was finally cooling off.

And then he sat down across from me.

He was the color of a dark Hershey bar and while I hate dark chocolate in it's sugary form, I'd been falling for the skin color for decades. His eyes were the shape of almonds, his lips like ripe, full grapes. I was getting hungry.

He looked up, I looked away, hoping there was no drool on my face. But I felt him staring at me, felt his gaze zeroing in on me and I couldn't help it. I looked back. He looked away. Cat and mouse, who would break first. I noticed a tattoo peaking out the V of his t-shirt, more swirling down his arms. I might break first.

He looked at me again and this time he smiled. Good lord, I was just about done. I might've married him, given him six children without even hearing him speak. He could've sounded like Mike Tyson for all I knew, but something told me he probably didn't. He probably sounded like smooth jazz or a healthy dose of 90s R&B. If I was really lucky he'd sound like Idris Elba and then they'd need EMTs on this subway, cause I'd die. Twice.

My stop was approaching and we were just sitting there grinning at each other, enjoying the view more than the ride. The train eased to a halt. It was time to go, for me at least as he didn't budge.

I stood up, gathered my stuff, and headed for the door, standing right next to him as I waited for the train to slow, stop completely, the doors to open, releasing me into the heat, away from this comfy subway car.

His hand touched my arm. "You should ride some more."

Sh*t.

The double meaning was driving me up a creek on an inflatable lifeboat with a hole in it, no ore, and a pair of arm floaties as my saving grace. I was about to go down.

The doors opened. I stalled, but remembering my extremely important appointment, I had to get off. Damn career.

"You should get off," I replied.

He smiled resignedly and shook his head. "Can't."

Maybe he had an appointment too. I stepped off the train, hit by a gust of absurd heat, but as the doors closed I looked back. He was looking at me.

"Shame," he said as the doors locked and the subway car snatched him away. I thought about banging on the window, shouting my phone number the way they did in chase commercials that ended with a happily ever after. Somehow I didn't think it'd go down as cutely.

So instead, I watched the subway disappear out the station and then hurried up into the city's maze.

I guess I'll see you next life time...that certainly sounds divine.

That bitch stole my line,

Xoxo
Blackie Collins


Friday, January 29, 2010

Little Bits: Use What You Got

I had a funny conversation with a male friend at work. We were talking about a familiar coffee shop near our job. One that we frequented during lunch breaks and quick latte runs. One where the staff knew us all for the most part. One that had a sweet little gay girl behind the counter, who gave me free stuff on a regular basis.


His argument: it was wrong of me to flirt with her to get free coffee and sandwiches because I was giving her false hope.

My argument: um, whatever. Nothing taste better than food except free food.


For goodness sakes, I wasn't asking the girl to marry me, I was saying hello and being nice, asking about her day, nothing major. He swore it was all in the way I was asking, as if I really cared, with sweet and sticky dripping from my words.


My position stayed firm. It's the same as when men flirt with women to get whatever it is they're trying to get on that particular day. Everyone has an agenda and unfortunately, we all use others to get there. It's no secret that attractive looks can get you far in this world, our culture falls heavily upon asthetics, so it should be surprising that people who look good get what they want a whole heck of a lot more than those who don't. Sometimes it's the pretty face alone, other times it's that paired with a little sweet and sticky flirting. I am not ashamed to do either. And I find nothing wrong with it. In fact, call me whatever you want, but I stand by using my femininity and good genes to get a couple inches further than the next. You gotta use what you got and I suggest you do too. If you're smart, go with that. If you know you have the gift of gab, can manipulate and form words in a way that make men and women melt? Work it out. I hate to say it but everyone has a price and if you slip a few bills their way-not real money, I sincerely hope you're with me on this analogy- then you can get in there just like the rest of us.


Besides when I check my bank statement and see just how much Starbucks is ripping me for? That lesbian better be happy I'm speaking to her. Free coffee for all.


That bitch stole my line,


xoxo

Blackie Collins