Did you know that prior to mating, turtles stand facing each other, nodding their heads up and down and side to side (slowly of course) for hours on end. After some time passes, the male places the female’s head in his mouth-for no real reason. Later, he suck son her feet-one at a time. Finally the male mounts the female by biting on her back.
Apparently, turtles really get this whole foreplay thing…
That bitch stole my line,