I got hit with a message this morning from one of my homegirls. The message was simple: guys are trash. Well, unfortunately, they are at at times and those times are usually days that end in the letter "Y." So I decided to have a male bashing day-just for today, ladies, after this build a bridge.
Why dudes are trash, brought to you by the letter 'L':
They lie. I have no idea why, but lying always seems like the best option for men. They assume it's because women can't handle the truth (cue Jack Nicholson), but that's not true. We may not like what your truth telling brings, but remember when you were taught (at like the age of ten) that every action has a reaction? Well, just because you tell the truth and we don't like it, doesn't mean we don't like the truth, we just don't like what the fuck you told us.
They sell the dream. As many of my guy friends say, "you just sell her the dream to get what you want." So sad, and so true. More like a nightmare.
They gossip. Men talk more than girls do. Seriously. I have enough guy friends and I've sat and listened to them gossip like a group of chicks at a nail salon. I crack up.
They have no idea what they want. Because of this, you get caught up in their confusion. While they're trying to figure out if they want you or not, they string you along, doing things that make you believe there's some sort of semblance of a relationship. Then they "suddenly" realize what they want and it isn't you.
They are sensitive. Seriously, the sun rises and sets out of their ass and whenever they aren't getting their own way, a fit is sure to follow. Men seem to have times of the month as well and they take full advantage of them, causing you nothing but headache and irritation.
They are foul. They get at your friends without thinking it's any kind of problem. Come on, dude. All the women in the world and you gotta try to sleep with my friends?
They boast and brag. Then come up extremely short.
They are insecure. They go out of their way to hurt you first, so you don't hurt them. Running for the hills, emotionally unavailable (which I don't recall asking for you to be emotionally OD either).
They forget how they'd want some man to treat their sisters or mothers. Forgetting this little factoid is major because they dog some other girl who isn't their sister or mother, but is a woman nonetheless. As my girl said the other day: men can be divided into two categories-the ones who respect women and the ones who don't.
Feel free to add your own. But remember, this is just for today. I don't do well with bashing boys, they're kinda fun too.
That bitch stole my line,